My wife said I could watch both of my kids this weekend or take one and go tailgating at Notre Dame....... 😳😳 I just purchased one of those child wrist leashes. Anyone other guys use those?

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Yep. I use a leash. Not because I can’t parent but because I care that I have a bonus item to help the act of keeping my kid safe. (Not a substitute). I have multiple kids who are what I call “runners”. Unless your nickname is bolt you won’t catch them.

I am more concerned that you are wasting your kids time with Norte Dame football. Seriously that is your team!?!? Save your child from that life!😂

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Go Irish! I highly recommend a harness leash over the wrist leash. More comfortable for the kid and safer. Take our 2 yo to SB regularly

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