People who make loud gulping noises into their zoom mics need to be fired on the spot

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I was on a mixing session a few months ago and this guy made so much mouth noise I couldn't hear anything but saliva. Didn't care how much longer it made the process, everything was a link review after the initial half hour. Couldn't listen to him.

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