Question for the people who laugh off “being stuck on mute” on every daily call (aka not paying any attention to the conversation).

How much longer until you understand how to function during a zoom meeting?

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Another 5-10 years and I should have it down. Thanks for checking in.

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If you don’t want people multitasking through a meeting, either reduce their workloads or do it in person. Never been bothered by people tuning out during calls if a tangent doesn’t seemingly pertain to them.

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SSA1 When used correctly! I’ve found the opposite to be true: inundated with back to backs because it’s easier to get calendar slots in a remote environment.

Would you prefer “sorry I don’t give a shit about this meeting and wasn’t paying attention”

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I think anyone would prefer someone who is prepared and doesn’t need to be treated like a child

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Listen, I get that there are legit issues that come up. But for 5 months straight, responding with “haha sorry was talking on mute” clearly means it’s not a technical issue.

Oh this is somebody on the client side? Lmao yeah good luck. They probably just don’t care and you have few to no levers to make them.

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Today I was really stuck on muy because I disinfected my jabra and kaypad and nothing was working 😂🥹

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