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Not exactly an silence breaker but this happened to me in an elevator.. I was worried I was late for an interview with one of the heads that took forever to schedule. So I was rushing towards the elevator, and i was yelling "Hold!!" to the guy inside. The door closed just a split second before I could reach it, so in my frustration i yelled out, "Jerk!!". Yet another split second after my yell, the door opens again, with the guy inside giving me an unamused look. I apologized, and just told him I was nervous because I was rushing for my interview with one of the head honchos of the agency on the 12th floor and I didnt want to be late. He replied, "Oh so YOU'RE my 9'o Clock."

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