Should I join Accenture or Deloitte? Heard Accenture beat Deloitte in revenue. Are the Deloitte fishes still laughing?

Comp does not matter to me I only care which firm makes more revenue and how many fish will laugh at me.

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I can tell you that the world is laughing at Deloitte for this exact reason, not just the fishes. If you're still at Deloitte in a week, your career is essentially over

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With this mindset, people will laugh at you wherever you go

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I hope it says more about this app than me that I thought this was serious 😂😂

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You are winning. Fish are laughing at you

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You should definitely join Deloitte. Please please.

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Neither. Unless value added work for you implies working on spreadsheets and pmo

You should take all your life advice from fish. The crypto and stocks bowls will make you rich, and the exit oops bowl will give you the confidence to quit with nothing lined up for an easy 3x your current salary.

The confessions and personals bowls will probably net you a couple girlfriends too.

why would revenue be a differentiator for you?

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