So I went out with my buddy whose in wealth management and wants to be a financial advisor. He wears a vest and tells everyone he’s a finance bro in banking. I don’t think he knows that those terms are for IB and that IB is incredibly hard to get into. Idk why this bugs me but it just does! Am I being a cock or would this bug y’all too?

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