Some notes I took down in a client meeting today: 1. Thank god I’m not on camera or I would be fired immediately for reacting to these comments 2. Client wants slide 3 to have a key for the colors even though slide 3 is the literal key 3. Client doesn’t like colors for 3rd time (we’re on slide 6) 4. Need more legal disclaimers in this internal document 5. Calling Machine Learning “ML” is apparently confusing in the same sentence we call it Machine Learning… kill me

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For 5, use “Machine Learning (ML)” then say ML. The rest of it though sounds about right lol

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If they weren't like this they wouldn't hire consultants

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Does anyone else end up bending over backwards to validate/indulge client egos like this to make your life easier?
Consultants are too often the punching bag

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100% yes. If the changes don’t affect the strategy or have a downstream implication to other workstreams, etc. I just make all changes like this and move on with my life. Not a hill to die on for me.

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