Sunday Funday, courtesy of one of my LinkedIn connections

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When did LinkedIn become unprofessional?

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Years ago.
It's pure Facebook and AI dross now

Is his title escalator expert

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At this point you should be asking yourself what it says about you that this person is a connection…

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VP2. Props

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LinkedIn has to end

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Nothing like putting yourself side by side with Elon to spark interactions or followers. Sigh.

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In my email this morning, a clue as to why LinkedIn has become so bad recently. Do we have LI's acquisition by Microsoft to blame for this descent into facebook territory? #whatiskillinglinkedin

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🙄 😂 I’m sure the customer ordered it on the spot haha

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Cringe or nah (pt1)?

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Me: "Give me a market rate salary you cheapskate"
My Boss: "Where is this animosity coming from?"
Me: [checks notes][timidly] "From the part of me who dreams and dances and wishes and cheers and laughs and leaps and bounds?"

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“I used to be rich, but I sold all my stock so now I’m poor like you guys!” is a new one

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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Oh god no.. 🫣

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

I forgot to thank the bus driver that dropped me off a few days ago.

I got up and rushed downstairs to find the bus driver.

It was raining outside but I was already running barefoot to the bus stop.

I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

Then, the door opened. The driver got up and shook my hand.

I sat down and started my shift.

I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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