The H1B panic is getting out of hand.

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Our “Indian English “ in every response to this post is bloody fantastic. 😀

Female should suffer, servants, depicting app, sent home specifically, i added bloody fantastic for more stereotypical stuff

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She should revert back after doing the needful

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They got me in the first half NGL

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I am sure it’s 100% true because it appeared on the internet

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What app/platform is that even depicting?

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What kind of heathen isn’t using dark mode? 😵

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No matter what happens I hope she gets sent home specifically

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So fake anonymous posts mocking the misery of a lot of mostly law abiding tax paying legally admitted under the laws of the nation is fun to you?

Whether or not this post is fake, this has happened millions of times in history - I’m sure it’s going through many women’s minds now.

Go for it then divorce him and go back to your original factory settings.

She is assuming that change husbands is like changing trains... It doesn't work that way, most probably you'll divorce and be back in India in no time.

You are right, I love happy endings, even if they are fake. ;-)

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