These were both recent:

"I'm glad Movember is doing so well, but what if next year we combine it with saving animals? It'll be a lot more popular because people love animals."

"I can't get your last name right, so we're going to call you [first name] [last initial]."

Did anyone get a response from immigration team on h1b 3rd lottery results ?

I’ve seen this rant a lot so I know we all have that one partner—but for the love of god can you just forward me the emails when you get it?? I see you got this urgent request over 10 days ago 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

I work in field sales as an IC. My aspirational career path is to end up in people leadership. Recently, an Inside management position opened up that’s been brought to my attention by the hiring director. Question is, is going back Inside the right move to get into started in leadership? Or should I continue down the field path and wait until those field management slots open up?

When settling with a title company plaintiff on a subrogation claim, have any foreclosure defense counsel received settlements over and above policy limits? What is your typical settlement range? How has settling on your subrogation claim negatively affected your counterclaims against the mortgage lender if at all?

My wife reads nearly an entire book per day just in her spare time after work, no exaggeration. I’m amazed by her and wondering what ideas are out there to monetize her skill? Book editing maybe?

What are some myths you all have heard to figure out if you’re having a boy or girl?

40+ / M / NYC / 375

I'm having trouble. I have a client who is going from a climbing company, to a fitness company. They have a product that lets them expand from where they are. I am failing to sell them on the importance of strategy and taking a step back. Honestly, I don't even know that I'm sold on it. But I feel like it's important. Anyone have ideas on how to argue for this? Happy to share more info

What modeling courses would people recommend? Looking for a more detailed course

If you’re a software engineer at a tech company a half step below FANG, does it make sense to consider BCG Gamma? I was in Big4 before and am undecided whether I want to return to consulting long term. 2 YOE and recently exited but recruiters have been messaging me so thinking about 2-3 years down the road

What’s the first year Senior consultant salary range at EY in a city like seattle?

Has anybody done the Uber take home test? What do they define as “support model”?

Completely burnt out. I've been on high burn engagements, but this is different. It's not the hours but just working in a constant state of disruption. Any tips on how to keep going forward

Hi fishes,
Currently I am invested in two mutual funds:
UTI nifty index
Parag parikh flexi

Which other MFs are worth investing?

Did anyone recieved 30 day notification of your scheduled return to office mail
Today or before ?

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️

“This report is like a bikini. What it is showing is interesting; what is beneathbthe cover is crucial.”

“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

AE: I need to take off this afternoon to the attend my grandmother’s funeral.
Owner: Why? She’ll be dead tomorrow too.

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”

“What do you guys see...a mouse or a blue screen”

First time working as a senior and Manager doesn’t review or have time for many questions. Deff trying my best but very hard to be efficient when it’s takes time for me to understand everything (planning). anybody in the same situation?

OH: (RE: required meeting attendance)

"Ok, fine. I will say yes now but fair warning I may fake my own death beforehand."

From a UX Director... “Design is everything. You’re nothing without design.” Excuse me?

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

I was in a meeting, and there was a new attendee, a fellow Asian guy.

Senior member: “Hi [new attendee’s name], where are you from?”

New attendee: “from [city and state]”

Senior member: “No, where are you reeeeaaaallllyyy from?”

**awkward silence**

New attendee: “from God”

Well… 🫣

If you are an immigrant and people ask you where you are from, how do you usually respond?

I used to get lit on LITS (Long Island Iced Tea) ummmm you didn’t use lit correctly. But I’m starting to use the word extra correctly. LOL #facepalm

Can anyone send me invites/codes to the EY and KPMG bowls?

“Those glasses don’t make you look younger, they make you look older—but slightly more cool.”

🥺

"she doesn't have good boobs" †
👀

“I get such a rush when I’m eating a taco."

“I feel like I’m the stupidest person here”
“You are not stupid. You literally work at one of the top consulting firms in the world”
“I literally got a 6% in one exam during undergrad”
“Well damn I guess you are stupid”

"There's no whining in baseball!", said very seriously and earnestly ..... to the office dog.