Think I'll stay in banking in lieu of going to PE. My middlename is bullshit, I'm perfect for this

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Numbers don't lie, but bankers do. Believe an appropriate phrase is "grace under pressure", or in this case the ability to quickly make up an explanation to put whatever spin on the numbers you require

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Guess I won’t make it then. Been an analyst and pretty tired of calling declining growth companies turnaround stories

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Never understood how you can BS your way through it in a legit group....my group is quant AF how do you bs numbers

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OP lmk where you work so I can throw the teasers into the trash

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Some might even say you were born to do this

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^lol I'm in levfin, you can't handle this yield

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