This is a strange one.. I guess I’ll just show up on March 23rd ready to party

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Times are really hard, asking online strangers for wedding gifts

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“Oh I don’t know the bride or groom. I’m just on Facebook and got the invite.”

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You know what would be funny? If people showed up and got treated to a MLM pitch presentation instead of a wedding.

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Overshare

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She sure did

She knows realistically none on her LinkedIn feed would come, but just maybe a small group will donate #. Very cringe

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Its nice of them to invite you!

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So good!

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Oy vey.

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Blurred the name but kept the address lol

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If I wasn’t on a different continent I’d show up

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What about RSVPs to said party?

wtf is this? Is this a joke?

Nope 😂 all 12k followers on LinkedIn were invited.

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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It's the "loves this" for me

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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