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Carnivorous lunar activities

Only inside jokes on this bowl these days ?

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Post your fave comedians - I'll start. Sebastian Maniscalco 🤩

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What does it say about me that I was added?🤔🤔🤔🤔
This means the founder knows I'm hilarious ?

Karen complaining about people derogatorily using the name Karen is the most Karen thing ever.

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Idk, how dumb are they?

A safe space for stand-up consultants.

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My uncle: Who do your work for again?

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Me: 😞

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Unpopular opinion: I hate it when posts start with the phrase “unpopular opinion.” Just tell us your opinion and 🐠 will determine if it’s popular or not.

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It’s sad that people seek validation on 🐠

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You know what sucks?

Share the funniest joke you’ve heard about consultants and/or consultancy.

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