To all my peers enduring countless interviews for a seemingly evasive full-time role: someone else recently had to be interviewed by 95 senators before getting her dream gig.

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I'm not trying to join the supreme court bro I'm just trying to write some banner ads for shit no one wants

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I think you were aiming for Woke and hit Out of Touch instead.

To be fair, they're pretty close to each other.

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This actually encouraged me. Never thought of it this way. Thank you for sharing!

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To be fair, her hiring was 99% certain from the get-go.

Credentials get you the interview; getting the job is all feels and politics.

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