Two guys from MS tried to pay for lunch at JG Mellons with a credit card... Idiots.

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Stop. Only bulge bracket can judge bulge bracket.

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Funny.....since when is Citi bulge bracket?

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You guys are a bunch of losers

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And thats why HSBC has such a magnificent presence in this industry...

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Hahahah - that's rich coming from Citi.

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^JPM1 Agreed

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Only JPM and Goldman matter here... Sometimes Bank of America

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This is a really lame thread

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This is absolutely pathetic...I'm out... 🎤drop

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First of all HSBC trumps all your banks so go kick rocks lol

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Yikes...

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Cry us a river @Barclays1! And yes IBD here

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Bunch of cuckolds...all of you

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Png@ctrymyznizt

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A. Bulge bracket is def not only GS, JPM,MS; B. I bet JP1 and GS1 are in shitty groups within their banks (most likely not IBD); C. Me replying to such a lame thread on Sat is saddening me

Hahahahahahah to everyone who is saying this is lame and responding... Hope the back office is fun!

Go drink a beer

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