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Amazingly funny and sad simultaneously. Sums up much of the BS I hear so many of our colleagues spew profusely, with the majority of them clueless on how to achieve most of it!

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Completely thought the same thing. Synergy bs lol

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It is quite remarkable, although they should of thrown in digital, automation, blockchain, machine learning and AI in. All are choice phrases for those who have no idea what they are talking about

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Wow what a knee slapper

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I couldn’t take notes fast enough. My deck is done for the week.

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Omg 😲

Should be required viewing before writing any proposal 😂

**cringe**

Operationalize is my pet peeve word. Couldn’t you just say “launch” or at worst “implement”? You really need to use a six syllable word that confuses most people who read it instead?

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