What are the some reasons to get fired? Go!

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Saying “Go” at the end of the sentence.

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Saying Go in general!!

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Soliciting an anon crowd for serious advice

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Getting a Saudi dissident iced

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On an interest rate implementation project, rounding down the extra decimals, dropping the remainder into accounts we open. We are talking fractions of a penny here and over time they add up to a lot. We are taking a penny from the tray.

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Crap talking a partner to their face, crap talking a client to their face, gross misappropriation of firm/client funds, stealing from clients, sexual harassment, physical harm to other employees... need I go on?

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Murder

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KPMG2, I think I know you :)
Slow down :)

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Boils down to Stupidity and Lack of Ethics

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Trump jokes in front of the client CEO who's a staunch Republican

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Just leave

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Hahahaha good one ☝️

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If you make too many - That’s what she said jokes

Haha at Roland Berger - mentioning the Holocaust

Also at Roland Berger Complaining to HR about a principle aggressive behavior/ harassment in the workplace

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