What do you do when your bank is untrue?

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I thought he was just trying to rhyme. This reminded me of the Oompa Loompa song

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Untrue about what?

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Quit. Go elsewhere

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What do you mean, untrue?

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It's clear that none of you know Biggie Smalls

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Untrue how so? Like in a DB way or they honeydicking you in some other fashion?

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