What motivates you to get out of bed in the morning?

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The unstoppable need to take a big sh!t

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This is my life

Realizing that if I don’t get out of bed a couple of hours before work and hustle on my skills, I’m going to be doing this work that I absolutely hate for the rest of my life

What skills are you working on?

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The sheer anxiety of hearing my chat and email pop off all while I battle my internal desire to live a chill life while simultaneously fearing mediocrity like it’s gods rage

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Your comment really spoke to me

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My dog.

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My bills

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Hearing my 3yo in the kitchen by himself 😬

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A sampler platter of goldfish, granola bars and pouches.

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Who is going to pay my mortgage if I don’t? That’s one hell of a motivator.

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I haven’t paid my mortgage since March of 2020

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Need to go to the toilet…!

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The need to feed and spoil my cats rotten 😼

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Morning wood

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The afterlife

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My bladder

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8:00AM meetings

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Cup of coffee

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The need to go to the bathroom.

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Professional integrity

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Crypto green days

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Adderall

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Chinese stocks

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