What's the most ridiculous corporate jargon you've heard? Let's create a hall of shame. 😂

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We’re a family

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After putting my papers all my managers be like - “it’s a surprise to see such a talented performer like you leave”

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Think outside the box. When all we have to agree is what manager says 🤣

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"are you able to see my screen".

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You are asset to company/Team

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let's work on gen ai poc.....

99% of it woh bhi just an api call

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Let's touch base. 🤮

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Take ownership

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We value people and help in their growth more than business

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I tried so hard to get you promotion

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Increase your visibility

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I got your point, could you please send it through email.

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Ese kese bata dein ? Raise a jira ticket, we'll pick it in the next sprint.

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am I audible ? .... ya yes yo yep able to hear you No nopes naah

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I’ll take it with a pinch of salt

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WTH.. iska matlab kya hai ???

All I heard when asked for a band change, "We'll get back to you on that". I guess they forgot the road to get back to me. Never thought I would hear the same shit even after recruitment. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

It's on the pipe line

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Does SyneChron lays off employees? Please honest reviews only. Yeo 5 years, package 20lpa.

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I need some good career-development or finance-related book recommendations

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I have two job offers, one as a waiter and one as a bartender. Which one would you take? I’m thinking bartender for the tips.

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Sharks promoted from level 11 to level 10 ?
How is the hike ?

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Does PwC Canada allow rollover of unused vacation days?

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Trend after FY is over😅

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We want Problems, we don’t want solutions

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Broadcom acquiring VMware in $61 billion.

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Never go to ofc so early 🤧

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You got it, Boss!

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New year be like...

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Totally agree 😁

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An out of office email i read somewhere.

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Thanks for your email. I am currently OoO.
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USI -112
US - 911

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GE I don't know why getting Null Pointer Exception in Debug logs gives me utmost satisfaction 😅 Newco Accenture Deloitte Tech Mahindra Capgemini PwC

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HR and Hiring manager : where do you see in next 5 years.

Me : well if you give good hikes and promotion money money and good work life balance then i will be still working with you. otherwise i will switch whenever i want and sadly i will not be with you after 5 years.

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Guys I know this is very common question. Just in search of better answer. What is the best reply to a relative asking us the salary inspite of we giving them the other overshadowing excuses?

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When you submit your resignation after getting appraisal...

Manager:

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At my org,full of politics and Partiality,still these kind species are there in org,when all the team members are working from home, specially they call one to work when all your colleagues are in wfh.,Dont want to have job gaps so bearing all these shits..Job pressures#work culture is an shit@Fincare small Finance Bank

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Hi, Deloitte Digital is hiring for the following roles. If you are interested, please DM me. Deloitte

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Do people really have to work late night in advertising agency? I'm new to the industry like I graduated a year ago from an average college with some high hopes to dive into a professional agency, working in an average company but thank god I got the job in this Covid crises, yet underpaid and working for atleast 12 to 13 hrs a day, and someday the working hrs surpasses, isn't there any regulatory that can help people like us for our well being? Or help us get money, in return of our health?

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Now. That's quite prevalent

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