When in doubt, blame the wi-fi.

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The dog ate my wifi

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Or the dog

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Having good believable excuses, to use rarely but when needed, is an acquired skill. That is my confession.

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Or the microphone/headset

Pro tip: blame Teams/Webex/etc.

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I always just say they cut out when I'm not paying attention

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