When you accidentally find out you can use fake credit card numbers to place orders on your clients online store 🤣

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Wow, Seymour butts is our #1 customer. - client sales analytics team.

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You should be making a proposal right now

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Um, be a hero and advise them. Do not be a patsy and risk your job by taking advantage of that weakness.

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Share the client name for your FB family

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"Wow, Seymour butts is their #1 customer." -ACN business analyst

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Jeez why do you all think the worst of me. Of course we told them. Y'all are dark

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Or order as much as you can.

@OP core values apply at the client site. To refresh, one of them is "Client Value Creation" (not "Client Value Reduction"). Take @PWC1's advice and be a hero, not a thief.

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