Why are posts from active duty military personnel always filled with meaningless, nonsensical jargon?

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They’re following the programming. Also most military personnel and cops are of average intelligence. They literally test them to fall within a certain range of the bell curve, too smart is a hell no and apparently too dumb is allegedly a no too.

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Yes: “academy entrance exams” have not gone away

You mean unlike posts from sellers, tech execs, and recruiters?

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I mean… 😬

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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

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Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie, Kilo

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If you served you’d understand the jargon.

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It’s rhetoric.

@AE1 makes anti-capitalism statements but wants to benefit from capitalism by living in America. Anti-military but wants to benefit from the safety provided by better men or women than they are - all the while suggesting superiority because they state members of military are unintelligent. @AE1 you are older than 24 per your comments and are in a very “mid” role.

This ladies and gents is hypocrisy at its finest.

If anything, seems like you are projecting your insecurity due to failure to benefit from capitalism despite your perceived intellectual prowess.

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You never had a leg to stand on. Just say you’re average ex military and go. Or let me guess you just need the last word.

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Probably because it’s not a real person but a catfish.

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Have you ever listened to how consultants speak? We trade in inpenetrable jargon and acronyms to anyone outside our domain. Just watch their eyes glaze over when you describe your job.

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I think anyone who slanders the military does not deserve to live in the place they protect.

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Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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I’m getting close to the point of doing that because it seems like it is working.

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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