Why can’t Skype tell everyone how long I’ve been ONline? Always calling me out when I’ve been away for 26 hours but I get zero props for being up all night building this masterpiece of a deck...

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Use location on top to mention how many hours you’ve been online. Something like ‘in Phoenix - up since 2am working on deck'

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... that will probably go under appreciated as per usual. The ROI on the time spent aligning tables and shapes to perfection is just never up to par.

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Just permanently set yourself to away like i do or change the away timer. Also, tell people who call you out on that to take a walk and find something material to complain about; either you are delivering work or not. If you are, then it doesn't matter.

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Kpmg1 that is the truest thing I ever read

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New metric on plot - Skype offline time

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KPMG1 with the wisdom...

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Also get Skype in your phone

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does no one know the loophole? just add all your contacts to the lowest work group and no one can see how long you’ve been offline...

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Yeah A1 I set my away timer to 50 min. 'Yeah I'm here...' 😂😂

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BA2 but it says that you’re on mobile!

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Why even login at all?

add skype business on your phone & stay logged on .... forevaaaa

It doesn’t matter. If someone is really looking at that they have too much time on their hands or haven’t earned the right to know your cell number to call or text younifbthey really need you

EY1 - what does it show?

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