So today I walked into the client site and realized I left my laptop at home. Mind you my commute is around 60min one way. Let's just say, I've been contemplating on life since 8:45AM.

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Wait did you not go back and get it? Wtf did you do all day?

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Just another day in the life of an Accenture employee

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Haha like I was so mad I couldn't help but laugh at myself

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@EY1 i played it off. As soon as I realized it was missing I walked over to tech (thank God for tech) and asked if they provided loaners and my supervisor will never know ;)

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Neither we have a tech garage at client site and they just so happen to have loaners

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Nice one OP. #Respect

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I'm assuming you have an office near the client site... Or you're client provides a laptop....

What city is ur commute 60min. That blows

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