Why do melons have weddings?


Because they cantaloupe 🍈

Anyone have experience with or recs for a good moving / shipping company? Trying to gauge typical cost, have about 5 furniture items to ship between states (7h driving distance) and would like them to load / unload. Thanks!

Coinbase CEO on TV tonight. Will he say anything new or useful you think?

Hi Everyone

Can someone please tell me about AI/ML Team at Comcast India? How are the work-life balance, culture, and entry-level pay?

Hi, I am interviewing for a senior sap consultant role (MM / Procurement) at ACN and two firms of the Big4. What kind of technical questions should I expect? Thanks for your efforts!

Once i withdraw resignation, are there consequences?

Recommendations for good movies and shows on Netflix, Hulu and Prime?

How do you explain a small resume gap?

Which language is the best to learn for the future for the backend ? Java or Python ?

I am a NodeJS Engineer. I want to know which language to learn for the next 10-20 years.

I should be able to use the language multidimensionally. Like web development, ai/ml, offers jobs in MAANGM companies .

Anyone here from Accenture Operations?
What is the avg hike % in Base Pay?
What is the avg Variable Pay out %?
Level 9 & 8.

Interested in SAP, as I have done a few ITGC testing and application control testing over it. Looking for some basic training, any recommendations?

Did we have any championships

Thoughts on BCG Toronto?

Best corporates to join in Toronto after consulting?

ZS fish, possible to come in and work 50-55 hours a week? Or should I expect 60+? Interested in firm & work but just can’t keep working from 9-10 every day anymore. Wondering if I should apply or just hang up the hat and go to industry

Is anyone working or worked with Wissen Infotech before? I wanna know the work culture and work life balance over there. How is work life balance over there?
Is it a good option to join if I get an offer from it?

Location thread? Seattle area here.

Hey y’all, wanted to get some insight into an offer.

Director level sales role
250k OTE 60/40 split uncapped
325k stock 4 year vest (options) - pre IPO unicorn
10k sign on bonus

I’ve got about 8-9 years in enterprise sales /mgt

The following joke is somewhat lewd. Read in the comments.

Why should you wear glasses to maths class? Because it helps with division.

Why does the golfer wear two pants?

Because he’s afraid he might get a “hole-in-one”

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump

RIP boiled water …


You will be ~mist~

What kind of concert costs 45 cents?


A 50 cent concert featuring nickleback🥳

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was standing out in his field!

What’s brown and sticky?


A stick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheet-ahs

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

How do snails fight?
—they slug it out 😂

I think the Rainforest Cafe takes the whole rainforest theme too far.

This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.

Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling.

I'd like to have kids one day..

I don't think I could stand them any longer than that though.

I once took all of my watches and turned them into a belt. It was a waste of time.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels

If you need an ark…

I No-ah guy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I’ve been stung! How could that be? 🐝

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Cuz the cows got the utter 🐄

The Blue Crab Bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.

One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses ... continued in comments