Why should you wear glasses to maths class? Because it helps with division.

I will be traveling with my 15 lb dog. He is a smidge too big to be under seat. Anyone know the requirements for bringing a pet onboard? Does he need to be a certified support animal? What about as checked luggage. Is it as stressful as I’ve heard? This is for LA to a small airport in Europe so there will be at least one unavoidable connection

What is your rating of capgemini out of 5.

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first time freelancer here - should I make a second bank account or do anything special to track income for taxes? or just pay estimated taxes quarterly and square up during tax season?

Just came from a salatul janazah.. 😢 😔 😞

Curious to hear what non-traditional actuarial roles people have been in/seen friends go into. I tried branching out and for my last role was in corporate risk for an asset management firm, but still pretty standard it seems

Dubai 🐠 what are your favourite things to do in the region?

Hi, any fellow Deloitte lgbt consultants?

Any pharma shops in Washington DC or metro area?

What are the main factors folks are considering as they make a decision? Solely ranking, money, just curious! Got into two T20 that are very different but see myself at both.

TCS or Persistent systems?
Yoe : 10
TCS : 23 LPA , Persistent: 28 LPA Tata Consultancy Persistent Systems Limited

Just lateraled to another big law firm, starting in a couple of weeks. Firm extended WFH until at least Oct. Any tips for starting new job remotely/connecting with people? Should I still ask to go to the office just to see what it looks like...?

Any opening for qa automation in ncr region?

Dear IT whales!

My wife is working as a Quality Analyst (automation testing), has knowledge in Selenium. Just started her career, wants to understand which certification/course will add value to her career.
Also, whether there’s a good scope for jobs in abroad

Got laid off. Have savings to hold me until I find a new position but mostly I'm just embarrassed. Has anyone ever gotten laid off and not told their friends/partner about it? I just don't want people in my circle to know I failed basically.

Hi Fishes,

Does anyone know about TCS Digitate? Can you share some reviews about it?

Thanks!

What salary should i expect for PwC SDC- Associate in Cloud Engineering with almost 2years of experience in IBM as System Administrator role?
Current CTC- 4.34 LPA.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels

If you need an ark…

I No-ah guy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was standing out in his field!

The Blue Crab Bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.

One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses ... continued in comments

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Cuz the cows got the utter 🐄

RIP boiled water …


You will be ~mist~

Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling.

The following joke is somewhat lewd. Read in the comments.

Why does the golfer wear two pants?

Because he’s afraid he might get a “hole-in-one”

What did the police officer say to his bellybutton?

You’re under a vest ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Wow the week went by fast!
Time flies like an arrow....
And fruit flies like a banana

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

How do snails fight?
—they slug it out 😂

I think the Rainforest Cafe takes the whole rainforest theme too far.

This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.

I once took all of my watches and turned them into a belt. It was a waste of time.

What kind of concert costs 45 cents?


A 50 cent concert featuring nickleback🥳

I'd like to have kids one day..

I don't think I could stand them any longer than that though.

What did the employee do when the boss said to have a good day?

Went home 🏡

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheet-ahs