Will Lara fire 15% of us over a conference zoom call by end of May 2023? Only time will tell.

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A week before we’ve vested. Lol.

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Your talking about +/- a billion dollars for the US firm in retention total right? The temptation is there.

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Hi everyone! Just found this bowl and noticed it hasn’t been overly active in awhile. Let’s change that!

Also, I started doing the daily readings on the Conference of Bishops website. Anyone interested in joining me to set up a group bible study of sorts via zoom or something? Could be a good way to meet one another personally and professionally, and it’ll force us to hold one another accountable to do it everyday.

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Should we all assume that managers are secretly reading our slack messages?

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I’m planning on sharing more content for the members to consume, what kind of things would help you out - courses, podcasts, general news, or Q&A sessions conducted by me with more industry professionals over Zoom etc. ?

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I cleared the Interview for SDET in Oracle today in the Manager discussion, He asked about the Expectations and I told 25 lpa, He said we cant pay that much as Your current is 14.7.
I said I can be flexible and minimum i can go for is 22 Lpa as i have another offer of 25 but considering oracle brand value i am ready to go settle but he said I can't offer you this much and left the zoom call. So How much oracle is offering for SDET of 8 Years of Experience?

#oracle

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I left my old firm and started my own firm in September. I have already started to get client referrals and so far I am working from my home only - because it’s COVID time and people know Zoom now. I do estate planning and elder law, which lends itself to meeting clients at their locations when needed. I had a client drop off documents I need to review at my house this week and this was fine with the client. Do any attorneys here open their own home to clients ever for meetings?

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Hi! Can someone recommend a source for learning how do simple, fun music lessons on Zoom? I teach first grade and use music for my transitions. I would also like to play songs for them with my guitar, but am concerned it won’t sound good on zoom (the guitar, not my voice, which is bad, we established that long ago)

Heads up. The Bar just emailed out invitations for two free online CLEs in the first week of may. I've been doing these Zoom courses as they are offered and it's going to significantly reduce my end of the year stress.

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2019 TTS or 2020 Supra Premium? Looking for a fun little tin can to zoom around in whenever I need to drive somewhere. Currently don’t have a car and don’t need one. Partner has a SQ5 so no need for utility here...

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A female friend of mine recently received a settlement in a sexual harassment action against her employer during mediation. Upon receiving her (female) attorney’s final bill she was blown away to discover that her attorney charged her almost five times what the attorney estimated she would charge for the mediation. (The attorney was drinking alcohol during the Zoom mediation and settled for far less than she estimated she would get.) [continued below]

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Hi music teachers! How are you surviving? I’ve been teaching band and choir for a long time, but distance learning and Zoom has me stumped. I’m lucky to have a job, I realize. What are some things you’re doing in your virtual classrooms that your music students enjoy?

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Read this on Bored Panda: Just Had A Zoom Job Interview, And The Recruiter Asked Me To ‘Show Her Around The Room

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Zoom (huge chunk, currently at loss)- sell or hold?

I’m excited to share that I received the equivalent of a standing ovation (via Zoom) during this mornings all staff (at RP3 advertising agency) Monday meeting for my Black History Month presentation - “Invisible Shoulders: Celebrating the Contributions and Accomplishments of Blacks in Advertising.” 😬✊🏼

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Hi Team,

I have cleared all the interview rounds (WebEx & HR on call) for the position: VERIFIER, and also submitted documents (authentic as per my knowledge) for background verification on Aug. 25, 2022.

How much time usually ICICI bank takes to generate Offer Letter, after all the verification process??

Hi Fishes,

I got offer Letter from infosys 2.5 months back, now when I am trying to decline the offer by sending a mail to HR, it was not getting delivered as HR left the organisation 1 month back, I forwarded mail to feedback team of infosys but still got the mail from onboarding team with joining details and WebEx link, kindly suggest how to proceed in this case.

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Fuck Monday’s. Why am I not on a beach drinking right now?

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Wanted to get feedback on my new offer.
HR SaaS Sales. ASP-15-25K some folks make more of course.
Senior MM AE L3
101,500 base
145 OTE
70/30 split
equity
401k with no match (had match before)

First AE job but 8 YOE in sales and an SDR MGR prior

Still gonna negotiate. Seems solid to me but I'd like 150 OTE.

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Hi Fishes,

My wife is getting transferred to California and she is offered 143k.

How much she can get after tax deduction and all? How much she can save after all the expenses?

She is insisting that I travel with her and get the job in the US. I'm a software developer having 4.1 YOE. How much can I get in the US? Is it worth traveling with her?

Any information would be helpful, Thanks in advance...

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Quick question guys, what prework booster do y’all use?

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I would choose death over permanent suffering
E.g, facing life in jail, I’d choose the death penalty.

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Iam having a interview next week and wanted to know what type of questions were asked in the interview.

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Some days I wish our dogs could talk to us 🥺

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Hi all-my idea pool has officially run dry. Trying to explore new ways to market per diem
nursing. Besides, clinician spotlights, social posts, and video interviews, any other thoughts?

How does everyone feel about the huge conflict of interest between market maker and hedge fund? Does anyone know what a market maker is or what they specifically do in our markets? Anyone ever realize that a market maker can also be a hedge fund? Or am I the only idiot messing with options... completely u aware the person selling me the option contracts has total@control over stock price and legally allowed to manipulate it... bc they take on “risk”.

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How do the different consulting firms stack up in the UAE? I’m looking to make a move and starting to look for opportunities in Dubai. At Accenture Strategy with a focus on digital and analytics

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In hand salary for this post tax deduction? Kindly let me know as this is my first switch..

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Currently in an IT Business Analyst role in India willing to pivot to a Consulting role in any McKinsey or Bain n company or BCG. I'll planning to opt for MS in Business Analytics in Australia next year.

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Can y’all share some guidance on what events/schools/resources advertising agencies can tap into to attract more diverse talent/POCs for summer internships? In addition to participating in MAIP & MPMS

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Hi, please help me to decide..
Tech - Java Full Stack
Yoe - 4+
IBM (lowest pay of all)
UST Global client Umbrella
CGI
Societe Generale
Bosch
Manhattan Associates
Horizontal Integration client Target, but Horizontal's payroll (highest pay of all)

Most are similar in package.

IBM UST Global CGI Societe Generale Bosch Global Software Technologies Manhattan Associates Target

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