Workers demand more wages
Companies pay workers more wages
Companies need to layoff workers
Execs get bonuses
More companies close
More workers unemployed
Execs get bonuses
Workers demand more jobs
Companies pay workers less wages
Companies hire more workers
Workers demand more wages
Workers cancel execs
Workers become execs
Companies have no workers
Execs get no bonuses
Execs destroy companies
Companies destroy world
World starts over
World is perfect
Workers demand more wages

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Is this a brand manifesto?

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- Love Dad

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I was right there with you until "world starts over."

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Did Anselmo Ramos’ Marxist brother write this?

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Yep. Was gonna ask: is this a Gut post?

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