Worst interview stories? Had one so appalling today that I can only laugh. The vibe died the moment we locked eyes. Relief is knowing that we never have to see each other again on this sweet earth.

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When the person walking me up the the department head’s office said, “don’t take this seriously, he’s a total jerk so just let it go and you’ll be fine! He’s not involved day to day anyway!"
He was, indeed, a total and complete jerk, so I withdrew my application. Not long after this, he was fired, along with some junior staff who had helped/enabled him to commit fraud- Including the guy who walked me up to his door.

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I went to the dentist 5 hours prior to my interview, so that it would be all good by then. Unfortunately, the dental work did not go as planned and they had to do a lot, for a long time, and do a lot of numbing shots. As I was leaving, half of my face was extremely numb, even my skull. I walked for about 30 min to the place, to give myself time to chill (it was a nice warm day). We got to the interview, she was very excited to meet me, proceed telling me all about the role and the company. Then it was my turn. I did this so many times by now, I started going on autopilot and give a well prepared speech on why I’m so amazing at what I do, and I realize that only half the words I’m pronouncing are coming out ...then I see her face go from curious to completely disgusted... I look down and see that I am drooling all over on my own resume.

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Went to interview with a local agency while I was still in school after emailing back and forth with two CDs. They invited me in to "chat and meet a few people". I went in thinking it would be casual - it turned out to be THREE HOURS long and I met with what seems like everyone in the creative department, one after the other, from the most junior creative up to the CCO. I was completely unprepared and absolutely blindsided. After I got out, I had to reread the invite because I thought maybe I had missed some detail that would have clarified what this would be - nope, it just said I would "chat and meet a few people". I obviously didn't get the job, I was only able to pull myself together for the second half of the interview and I'm sure most of the creatives at the agency think I'm a rambling mess.

Hopefully you have learned that “chat and meet a few people” does indeed mean come in for interviews with multiple people?

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It wasn’t a terrible interview but it’s one that I’ll always remember! Interviewing Planners and asked the guy about his familiarity with Facebook campaigns. He said “oh, uh, not much. I deleted my Facebook a while back. I have a stalker. She’s still a problem.” It caught everyone in the room so off guard. I had so many personal questions I wanted to ask him but my Sup quickly changed the subject lol

I was interviewed by an EP who spoke about me in the third person as “that girl,” told the only other two women I saw in the office (at front desk) I was “taking their jobs,” and told me which clients he hated. The assistants worked in a dark corner, but “I didn’t need to see over there.” The main topic he focused the interview on was how to get his kid to Cannes since I’d gone as an assistant... talk about a marathon of red flags, all in 20 mins

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