Wow. Just...wow.

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Do you mean “wow” like “wow that text is so small I can’t read it, and if I zoom in it’s too blurry to read?”

In that case then yeah, wow!

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Dude…work with me here 😂

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Posting the screen cap again as two parts, part 1 of 2

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That seemed to help. It is a crayzee crayzee post...

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Incoming multi-tier cringe

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

Then, the door opened. The driver got up and shook my hand.

I sat down and started my shift.

I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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