A stranger puts a gun to your head and says "I will kill you unless you get yourself fired from your current firm in the next 24 hours." How do you save yourself FB?

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Whip out a dick pic on a conference call screen share with the client. A former colleague did it, gone in 12 hours.

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Make copies of confidential offering memorandums and distribute in Times Square.

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If literally in the next 24 hours, get shitfaced and go for a naked swim in the lake at DU.

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Call everyone a racist every chance I get

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Lmao he can just kill me 😂

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Hi Fishes,

Need advice,

I recently got laid off by PS and my notice period just got over,

I have offers from:

PineLabs,

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Rojo Consultancy

All are offering almost same ctc around 19-22 LPA,

I have 3 years of experience as a backend developer,

working on Spring Boot, REST API, Java 8.

Any help is really appreciated,

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