Can we brainstorm on things to say other than “Hi! How’s it going?” when joining a zoom call. Please. Please. Please.

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“Wassup mothaf**kkaa!”

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No lie, one of my guys got on a call a couple years ago, and yelled "wassssassaaaaapppp" not knowing the partner was on. It was the funniest awkward silence, then the partner went, "hello Dan."

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So. Is everyone pro choice or pro life here?

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That’s a good one. I’ll have to try that out.

How you doin (Joey style) ??

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Hi OP, how’s it going?

What ideas did you have in mind?

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*joins call*
sits down in chair and groans loudly.
*runs hand through hair and smacks lips*
“What a day, huh?” 🙄

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“Hey! You are still here?!”

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Hola, como estas

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https://www.instagram.com/reel/CZ-beQAgQq9/?utm_medium=copy_link

I run between these 3 openers

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I don’t have IG can some do some copy paste magik or upload a screenshot?
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“Sorry I’m late.. damn diarrhea.”

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Sure, how about "hey, living the dream?"

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My personal favorite:
Ayyyyyyy 👈 😎

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"hey, can you hear me alright?"

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Literally any quote by Christopher Walken or the movie Anchor Man. That way you won’t risk offending anyone.

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Lol I feel like the appropriate quotes need to be identified because there are a few lines in Anchor Man that would certainly be offensive 😂
Ex:

"I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the baby maker."

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Sorry, I was on Mute but Hey

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How’d the colonoscopy turn out? Got any pics to share while we wait for others to join?

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So, how 'bout dem Bears?

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If it aint broke… just sayin!

How’s the weather is my fave

“Hey guys, just want to apologize that my (dog/kids/upstairs neighbor with a drum kit) are especially loud right now”

Another day another dollar amirite 😐

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