Client: We want a postcard promoting “events near you” using a msg that drips with the city’s local vibe

Us: easy enough, whereabouts?

Client: Houston + L.A.

Us: So, 2 postcards?

Client: No just 1

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Tbh this makes total sense if the vibe is "being stuck in traffic for most of the day"

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