Completely *blessed* by the video my company's c-suite took the time to film in front of their mansions, luxury cars, and expensive views telling me that they are thankful for all my hard work. This Thanksgiving, it is *I* who is thankful I contributed well beyond the 40 hour work week so that they can all afford those expensive residences. No, no, please no bonus necessary. This video fed my children plenty.

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Pls post vid

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and name the agency.

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Please post the video. I bet it’s better than the office walk-thru Barbadian Group shot showcasing their loooong wooden table of mediocrity

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We really need to know friend, whomst are these Scrooge McDuck mfers?

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Bet it’s Zimmerman. Bet.

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So out of touch from reality. Why our career politicians are so awful at their jobs too. They act like they understand the struggle, but the only thing they struggle with is what is the next car they want to buy.

I so understand.
I see it all the time 7billion dollar plus company and salespeople bonuses are just a tad of $. It’s laughable when I see the bonus I get vs the bonus the managers get. Terrible.

Please post the video! Intriguing… we are all waiting for you to post it here.

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