Consultants - you don’t really have a specific wheelhouse of expertise and I need some prospecting advice. If 1 were to establish a dating/social life consultancy - what are things to consider and what is your advice on going about it? I see a need. Kind polite Nerds-a-plenty wanting a nice girl but got *zero* game. The help is needed/wanted. I need money. People pay $$$$$ for “love/romance/what have you,” relentlessly. So there’s a hot market. Brainstorm w/ me for fun? (cont’d in comments)

like
Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

I work with a sea of accounting dudes. The ones who are not married are the shyest most naive sweet dudes ever. I hear story after story of girls just stepping on them and not giving them a shot in hell. Of them violating social faux-paux by being totally unaware and wondering why their romantic life is hopeless. And I feel for them. They wouldn’t get treated like that as much if they had a clue how to handle themselves in front of the opposite sex.
I’m thinking like a lady Hitch situation. Except you don’t get to just pick a target and I help you bag her. ☝🏻no no. That’s a possibility, sure. But more 1-on-1/guided coaching. Like let me take you out and observe how you flounder first. Then let me reset you somewhere else and wingman for you with a few pointers as we go, and see how you do. So eventually you can go out and meet people yourself until you do find your 1 person and don’t blow it, on your own 2 feet. You can call me for follow up counseling here and there afterwards.

Question is: do I need to be some kind of licensed coach? How do I not get sued? (I’m not promising happily ever after - but I am a pretty girl expecting a few man tantrums from bad apples and dudes who don’t just get their way. Plus I can’t be 💯 perfect.) And how do I price this and package it on a menu? (I know someone who paid for a $2k online webinar course for dating help and got *pennies* out of it than if they’d just talked to me. Me help is better quality and doesn’t involve access codes to online homework that’s never going to be graded fairly because that would decrease future pocket linings. 🤔)

I’m an attractive professional looking female. Not a perfect 10 by any means. Even when I’m not trying/don’t want one I always have a roster on deck and my dating life has not been perfect but it has been a success. I’m happily unmarried and I have a healthy romantic life of my choosing. I’m great at in-person interaction and social nuance. I will critique your fashion and appearance but only in ways that are agreeable to you and further the mission: you to be comfortable and confident enough in your own skin to approach women in a healthy way because you have learned how to do it with skill and integrity and intention.

Related Posts

29M from Kerala, living in Chicago. Looking to find someone local to seriously date. Please DM if you’re interested!

like

Females, how much of your personal life do you disclose to the men in your team? I.e. Lovers, relationships, ONS etc

like

So many people live in NYC but still it feels like the loneliness place on the planet. Does anybody have positive stories from dating apps? How do you guys meet ppl in general?

likesmart

Best fun bars in the UES for a date night?

like

Don't forget to update your dating profiles for the holidays-

Not pictured- bad banana with a greasy black peel.

Post Photo
like

Any single woman up for a drink this evening? 🥳

like

Interesting debate with a colleague: which is more personal/intimate: oral sex or intercourse?

like

28M moved to Munich. Any F from DE or EU interested to connect please DM.

like

Just gamed with some guys (freshmen and sophmore). I am almost 30 and they remind me of those old days. Miss those fun and young friendships. All my friends married and have kids now.

like

Started talking to this guy through group a group telegram and one day he offered to pay for my lunch as I had helped him out with something. Since then he has been offering to pay for my dinners, salon visits, shopping etc and I have accepted 3-4 times. I am in a steady relationship and my boyfriend doesn’t know about this. The other guy just says he likes paying for my stuff and there’s no agenda. Is this a little weird?

funny

At a happy hour and my boss just told me she wants me. Currently in an Uber going back to her place. AMA

likefunnyuplifting

Anyone else’s love life so DRY that you find yourself having a crush on an older man at work who is in senior leadership? I keep it professional, but I feel like I’m doing something so bad by having this crush.

like

Mid 40sF, recently separated, seeking intelligent convo. For the love of god, do not be dishonest. I don’t even care if you’re married and lonely. I get that. Looking for same age range.

like

Hi Fellow Moms/Wives!❤️
Very taboo question.

Anyone else have a hubby with a very low sex drive? I initiate most of the time and it really makes me feel neglected. I have talked to him about it but I think we just have different views on how to feel connected? I think once every 2 weeks is harsh. I prefer 3x-4x a week but he says that is a lot. Am I crazy to expect of this?

like

Are text message breakups acceptable? Better than complete ghosting right

like

Hi - me a girly male - looking for a bi woman or queer who likes women and men

Lockdown makes it hard to date

like

Will there ever be a day that brown women aren’t judged by their single/married status?

like

Anyone looking to play back 4 blood together?

like

FML. I’ve been dating someone for 8 months and have been having doubts about the longevity of the relationship. This week he tells me he is thinking about leaving our city and working remotely. Even though I was already thinking about ending it, this hurts. I know I’m being childish - being rejected by someone who I was planning to reject! And I know he isn’t the right guy for me in the long term. So why does this hurt?! 😭😭😭

like

More Posts

I was recently offered a Zoom interview. The school had 10 interview slots for me to choose from. Three were one day this week and the rest are next week. I chose the first time slot available. Should I have waited until one of the last slots so I was fresher on their mind when choosing a candidate? I am just sitting here stressing out until I here something. Also, do interviewers still appreciate a hand written thank you for the interview?

Do military personnel in other countries receive more benefits than we do in America?

like

Impact of Global 6 hours outage.. 👇🏻

Post Photo

Anyone here from on-boarding team knows about the on-boarding of freshers who have 9 july as percipio course end date
I am a sponser and the fresher alloted to me asked this question. anyone if he/she knows about it
TIA!

like

Hi,

Quel est le salaire d'un SM/Director chez Accenture (Strategy & Consulting) ?
J'ai 11 ans d'xp, je peux visier Director ?

Merci

like
like

Hi all,
Wanted to know the range of salary for consultant specialist role? Yoe 10+

One of the company asked if i could join as early as in 1.5/2 months where I have 3 months NP and haven't put papers yet .. i asked one of my senior in my team about this who's already resigning...and she has told about this to the entire team 😶. I realise it's my mistake asking her :p
Now that I'm not hearing back from the company which I gave interview and my environment at current project is a mess atm...Should I just put papers or bear with it till I fine another one..??

like

Can an SAP consultant ever make as much as the people working in Tech? What's the maximum salary you saw a guy with SAP background getting?

like

Anyone getting blown up on LinkedIn by franchisee opportunities? I have never indicated interest but get a new message from someone trying to pitch me almost every day…

like

Best messenger bags/laptop bags/backpacks on an entry level consultant budget? Thinking <$250

like

Hello all, My husband is looking for Inside Sales reference.. He has 4.8yrs exp total in Sales and also has US market exposure.. Kindly DM for reference
.
Need job on urgent basis..

Hi All,
I have 5.2 YOE as Java Backend developer along with sound knowledge on Devops and Aws cloud. I am currently looking out for change and have one offer from a startup for 28 LPA fixed.
Also offers from Here Technologies and Harman are in pipeline, How much should be the minimum expectations from these companies on offer side. And Also which one to prefer??

Any insights would be highly appreciated.

Thanks.

like

Why are HRs getting so proactive towards year end for employees RTO, when it’s mostly IT shutdown everywhere . Even clients are not there what will the employees do ? Spring cleaning in offices ???!!!

likefunny

Waiting for BCG R1 results…. 😕

likehelpful

Hello everyone.
I am looking for job opportunities in various fields of clinical research. Can anybody please help me out. It's a humble request.
I am unemployed for the 7 months and can join immediately. I have 1.2 yoe as CRA in BA-BE studies.
I am trying for jobs for the past 2 yrs and not getting any response.
I would greatly appreciate if you could recommend from your side. Your efforts would be highly
appreciated.
Thanks and Regards

Anyone know of any tech jobs out there that seem complex? Ones that someone can do with zero schooling but lots of experience behind them?

like

Hi! Got my cloud solution architect associate certification in January. How should I keep learning to gain proficiency for an architect role at aws?

like

How is the WLB and travel requirements in EY-Parthenon India(Senior Associate in Strategy and Transactions)?

like

I had interviewed for an internship position at EY for technology consultant program for summer 2022 and got a call where they extended an offer. I wanted to know if I can defer the internship offer to fall 2022 or a later start date after summer.
I apologize as I cannot reply to a comment or DM on this platform to anyone, but thanks for your answers in advance.

like

Additional Posts in Consulting

Alvarez & Marsal Alvarez & Marsal what’s the typical salary for an associate in PEPI?

like

Alvarez & Marsal Can someone provide insight, personal experiences, pros/cons, and comp for Global Transaction Analytics (within TAG) and CFO Services (Digital Finance) (within PEPI) at Alvarez & Marsal?

like

Dead Bowl...how we miss thee.

Thoughts on 2-page resume vs. 1-page if you have 6 years of experience?

Hey y'all. What would be a good salary for a senior consultant at Protiviti in the Midwest mcol? I tried checking Glassdoor and Indeed but they just give national averages.

like

Is there another consulting bowl? Can some one link it to me?

like

Can anyone speak to the hours/wlb in Deloitte Consulting’s Operations Transformation group?

likehelpful

Is CFGI a good firm?

What are some case interview questions you’ve come across in consulting?

Whats the difference between consulting and advisory in terms of job duties, pay, wlb, etc? I have asked this question to many people in both positions, and no one is able to give an actual answer that differentiates the two.

like

How strictly aligned are you to a market offering within Deloitte Consulting?

Hi- I’m interested in a Strategy & Transformation Sr Associate role at PwC. I have an MBA and 4 YOE, anyone willing to connect to chat and set up a referral?

Does Booz Allen Hamilton hire CPAs/consultants with a finance & accounting background?

Been interested in public sector consulting for a while but all the job postings I see are for programmers and engineers

Anyone has knowledge of EY structured finance group? WLB? Client base? Team culture? Exit opportunities?

Please share your insights. :)

So, I've been thinking alot and did quite some research but would really love some insight (Accounting vs Fund Accountant)
As a newbie to accounting (completed my graduation and am currently halfway through ACCA), I've worked 3 years in accounting and account operations (AR, AP, Reconciliations, accruals, prepayments etc) and wanted to check out the other side of the coin in Finance.

I recently came across a role of Fund Accountant and wanted to really know what the day to day work looks like

like

I am not necessarily looking for greener grass. I am looking for more a more peaceful place to tend my liitle patch of Adviosry. Many have worked at 2 or more Bigs. KPMG better place to work than Deloitte - other way around. I realize my set up isn't clear. Another way to ask: are you happy with moving from Big A to Big B? Why?

Has anyone interviewed at Secretariat?

Looking to switch to a Senior Tax Advisor consulting role at advisory firm (not B4) with no prior public or consulting experience. Have 8 years of Corporate Tax experience in industry (currently a Senior in healthcare company). New role will be mostly focused on provisions. Any ideas on what salary range should be expected?

like

Hi- I'm really interested in a strategy consultant
role at Accenture in VA. I have an MBA and 4 YOE.
Would anyone be interested in setting up a
referral for me, preferably someone from the DMV
area! Thank you!

EY is splitting audit and consulting. Thoughts?

like

New to Fishbowl?

Download the Fishbowl app to
unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.
That was just a preview…
Sign Up to see all discussions
  • Discover what it’s like to work at companies from real professionals
  • Get candid advice from people in your field in a safe space
  • Chat and network with other professionals in your field
Sign up in seconds to unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.

Already a user?
Login here

Share

Embed this post

Copy and paste embed code on your site

Preview

Download the
Fishbowl app

See what’s happening in your industry
from the palm of your hand.

A phone with Fishbowl app

Scan your QR code to download
Fishbowl app on your mobile

Download app

Sign up for free to view this conversation on Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use and Privacy Policy

Already have an account? Log in

Sign up for free to continue using Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use(New) and Privacy Policy(New)
Messaging rates may apply

Already have an account? Log in

For account settings, visit Fishbowl on Desktop Browser or

General

Legal