CRT is in an hour. Someone give me some good shit talking points if I get laid off

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"Oh shit, do I still work here?? I thought I quit in Feb"

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You win some you lose some, long as the outcome is income, am I right? #severancepay

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Didn't get laid off. But I'm leaving the firm in 4 weeks anyway so I was sort of hoping to bank the severance

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Good for you OP. My team was waiting anxiously to see what happened.

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"It was a pleasure to have worked with you and I'll look forward to seeing you at a future time in the industry" aka if you're in a buyer position you'll hire anyone but then. Little fuckers.

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What happened at the CRT?

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