dear Lord,

All I ask is dat in 2023, u let me run into the beast who tossed me into a vending machine in middle school. I wud like to forgive him n give him a warm 🫂 n den squeeze him with mi biceptors slowly anaconda style cuz I am The Punishe®️

Moin! Dachte, ich starte mal einen Thread zur Wahl 😁😁 was haltet ihr von den Ergebnissen soweit?

I'm looking at pediatric NP jobs in San Diego, CA.

What is the salary at the different clinics and hospital? Rady's? Scripps? UCSD? Clinics?

What is a good OTE for a customer success manager located in SLC exiting Salesforce with three years of experience in strategic customer success. I am seeing initial offers ranging from $100k OTE to $160k. Salesforce Adobe Microsoft Qualtrics Celonis Inc

Wishing PDX had a bigger ad scene so I can relocate 😩 I love this city

Job Opportunities in PDX? Anyone know people looking for new jobs in PDX? I am sourcing candidates in PR (Director) and integrated marketing (A/C Supervisor) and other roles. Would love any referrals! S.Towers at bolywelch dot com

Hello all, i have. A question regarding compensation for a lateral move. I just received a job offer for an UA position from a competing cyber insurance carrier for $70,000 + bonuses. This job will be based out of San Francisco. I currently make $30/hour for the same role in Chicago, after OT it’s about $60,000. Do you think it would be wise to accept the offer? Thoughts in general?

Heard that boats usually take trips San Tropez on Friday. Anyone got insider info?

What are good agencies in San Francisco?

Any tips for using Priority Pass at JFK or generally?

Used CLEAR security check lane for the first time today at DTW. Pleasantly surprised - speedy and only requires a boarding pass, no ID. 💪

Hi, I have 15+ YOE in HR. I applied to several Recruiting/Talent positions at Deloitte & was referred by my friend who works as a Sr. Consultant in San Diego. However, she is trying to find the recruiter to link me up on her internal ATS system & keeps getting error messages on referring me. Just curious, if I can please connect with a Recruiter from Deloitte’s Talent Division to see if she completed this correctly on her side? Any information is greatly appreciated. Thank you in advance.

What is going on at ATL....terminal is packed on a Sunday...WTF 😐

I'll be drinking Bloody Mary's in the Turkish Air Lounge at IAD when they open in exactly 15 minutes if anyone would like to join.

Great food at PHL?

layover in SLC what was I thinking 😂

What’s the best airline between Phoenix and Chicago (ORD)?

Anyone know why planes at ORD have to circumnavigate the entire airport after landing in order to get to the gate?

How do you know of your current daycare is the best option for your kid/s? In this DFW market, we’re paying in the higher range, they have live cameras, they have a curriculum, etc. This is our first kid (10 months) and after visiting 3 other schools I don’t know what else we could want. I hear everyone wants the in-home care, but there are no cameras there. I hear everyone wants the Montessori or Goddard, but honestly haven’t seen proof of anything special when we toured. Any insight?

How is my flight at ORD still on time??

How is PwC, the Wlb, the salary band for a Senior Associate? TIA

How does foreclosure home works? Is it worth investment?

Is it legal to get two offers from the same organization with different technologies(Legacy & Niche)? I have given interviews for different technologies and both are selected.

I have to select the niche offer but how to deal with this.

Any recommendations for apartments in McLean? I am looking for apartments that are at most 5 years old (2 bed / 2 bath). Tried Zillow and apartment search websites, but thought I should ask the fish in this bowl. Thanks!

What is maximum amount you can submit for cell phone bill reimbursement ?

SOS: I can hear my boyfriend snoring through my ear plugs. I'm exhausted but can't sleep. Help!

Can I visit another country and stay for few days while traveling to my home country for h1b stamping? My current h1 stamp has expired and need stamping at my home country. I do understand visa is for US and other country visit shouldn't matter but while filling ds 160 it asks visited country in last 5 years not sure how that affects. Thanks

when you still forget to lock your computer when you step out for a lunch break or use the bathroom after a year of working :)

How does the relocation works in LTI, mine is Bangalore and want to ask my manager to relocate me to Hyderabad.
Will they approve asap..?
Or
How much time I need to wait to get relocate..?

NYC salary for strategy VPs?

Best resource for creating an MBB caliber resume?

Downtown Austin nice highrise apts? I hear good things about bowie and northshore. Stick to those two or any other good ones at that similar price pt

True or False: If a partner sends perfect emails (spelling, grammar, and punctuation), they ain’t really a boss. In other words, more short hand = more of a boss.

Hi Guys. I have a second round interview with the Director of Marketing and IT Business Analyst. This is for a web designer position. Already answered the basic interview questions in the first round. What can I expect?

Does HBS send out hard copy acceptance letter?

I have received pay slip but salary is not yet credited.
Any one with same issue?

Anyone live in the Trump bldg? Opinions would be greatly appreciated

RSM FDD salary for S1 and M1 in HCOL?

Anybody in LA / West coast looking for juniors and want to take a look at my INSANE portfolio?

Looking for a AWS DevOps Engineer role with immediate joining. Total experience 3.1 years. Relevant experience 1.5 years. Applying on job portals but not getting any interview calls. Any suggestions?

I got a new TV today after not having one for 3 years and I’m feeling re-born! Time to watch all the nature documentaries.

Today it is 69 days without sex for me. Feeling extra lucky. Wish me luck fellas.

My friend is pregnant (planned with her husband) and I want to be excited for her but all she does is complain 24/7 so I’m always drained when I talk to her or when she texts. She constantly makes self-deprecating comments and complains about her toddler as well.

Accidentally just ate the seeds of a watermelon.. what’s the best way to harvest the watermelons that are now going to grow in my stomach

Had a recent nightmare that has been haunting me. Dreamt I was passed out drunk and one of my husbands best friends took advantage of me sexually and I could not call out for help. I still can’t understand what it means and it’s very disturbing. Haven’t had the courage to share with him.

I just want to make enough money to afford a facelift on top of my regular bills 🥲

I thought I was straight but the accounting associate that shows up in networking is making me question myself. So beautiful 😍😍

F 🐠 Would you date a bi sexual man?

I’m marrying my fiancé next month but I can’t stop thinking about other women. Specifically a few that I work with and have grown close to. Would never cheat on my partner but I still feel absolutely terrible about it. Yet I can’t stop fantasizing about the “what ifs”.. Any advice on how to overcome this would be greatly appreciated!

Has anyone experience with Kratom? Someone I know is using it. It’s supposed to be legal but it has an opioid effect apparently. I want to understand if he’s in trouble or not.

How did you get over your divorce? What was the aha moment for you that made you realize you had to leave?

Question for Ladies - what was the best dressed M colleague or client you have ever met wearing at work that made you like his style? Well fitted Suit, pocket square, casual, etc

I made TSA laugh today. 😂

I pass through the body scan, got a public pat down, and was selected for a private pat down.

I got selected because my crotch area looked "bulky". 🍆🥴

So I get escorted to the private pat down room. Two ladies come in, one with a glove box in hand. I saw that, panicked, and immediately pulled down my pants and undies, and showed them I had nothing on me.

The lady with gloves bursts out laughing and said I had a cute tattoo. No hands were laid on me. They let me go.😮‍💨

I think I might have been pronouncing “substantive” wrong my whole life. But also, I’ve looked down on others for mispronouncing it (but a different mispronunciation).

Stop the freaking pop up about the podcast. I am not interested!

Confession: I used to have a F co-worker who had bad body odor (the raw type that can be masked with deodorant or good hygiene). Others including F co-workers were making fun of her behind her back. I knew she would take it some type of way coming from a M co-worker but I sent her an email about it to avoid any type of face to face awkwardness. Contd in comments...