dear Lord,

All I ask is dat in 2023, u let me run into the beast who tossed me into a vending machine in middle school. I wud like to forgive him n give him a warm 🫂 n den squeeze him with mi biceptors slowly anaconda style cuz I am The Punishe®️

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Broooo I told you this before - I will fight anybody for youuu. I know how to throw a solid punch and also my biceps are stronger than Teebzoid’s 😏
I am sorry you had an awful experience because of this bully. I hope you are able to heal from this incident. Sending you hugs and love. 🖤

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Why am I Teebzoid.
I sound like a Power Ranger support hero.

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My childhood bully apologized to me a few years ago when his younger brother attempted suicide due to bullying in college. Funny thing is, I didn’t even know half the horrible things he did until he recounted what all he did!!

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I felt bad for his brother and appreciated the fact that he was trying to make amends, but the damage he did was irreparable. For example, he started rumours that me and my best friend were a couple- so we distance ourselves from each other. The biggest peace I got was that I could finally tell him that though I accept his apology, his actions had consequences which can’t be reversed.

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What snacks did you get from the vending machine, Punish(R)

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New phone who dis.

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So, you got biceps? 🤔

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His abs are built like machu picchu.

Be inappropriate in his DM’s, not here.

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Chief Copy, will you squeeze my middle school bullies too? I will buy you daily BonChon 😳 especially if you hug me with those biceptors 🤭

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WTH emoji is that? A video camera?

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for once, it not Mai spelling gettin checked. 🎻🐣🍗

Yikes

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Rockets

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Is getting thrown into a vending machine what caused your brain damage?

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