Deloitte's so vain I bet they think the Lync/Skype green dot is about them

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And when you turn off your PC, that black background is D

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IT. IS.

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OP is clearly peanut butter and jealous . Hate us cause they anus

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Well there's an implied understanding that if your Lync status is not the green dot or red, you're slacking. So yeah, it was about us

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