Do you ever just wake up (right before your first zoom), feel your hair, think “oh feels fine, probably don’t need to do anything”, then go on video for Zoom and realize you look like Boris Johnson?

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Just a plain black Nike baseball hat

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Hey I mean Boris Johnson did alright after his stint at LEK

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One of the benefits of being bald 😊

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Yeah, but mine looks like Bernie Sanders. 🙃

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Do you not have mirrors?

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I'd see a doctor

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Shave your head. Then you only have to worry about shaving your face and everyone has a little stubble these days

Don’t you at least look in the mirror while brushing your teeth?

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