Do you have to prove a child was born to take paternity leave? Cuz 16 weeks off 🤤

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If you think 16 weeks off with a newborn are a vacation, I have some terrible news for you.

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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

probably top five funniest posts i’ve read up here thank you

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Thank you 🙏🏽

Yes, I had to provide a birth certificate and a letter of confirmation from the hospital.

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Dang

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Yes, but worse than that—you’re going to have to prove that it’s yours

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Where's Maury?

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You either have to send a copy of your child’s birth certificate or let them watch during the delivery. No biggie.

Does video evidence count?

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Yes you absolutely do have to prove it.

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