Do you participate in office gossip or avoid it?

Average SAE salary? Trying to get a gauge before I accept an offer.

What's the status about Kolkata office functioning? When what how? Can anyone give brief

Hi guys,
I was offered 16.5lpa B2 band senior software engineer
Tech stack: pyspark/SQL/Hadoop
Yoe: 4.5 years
I request you pls share your thoughts on above. Is it good or not okay or should I consider this offer?

Hi fishes, I got letter of intent from Wipro from the recruiting person on 28th march and given april 28th joining date and i have also accepted it

Also I have sent mail to join early but she is not responding for mails even hr(scheduled interviews) is not responding for calls

Can i get any clarification about this Would i get offer letter before that joining date or else they have gone with other candidate?

Thanks in advance

Tata Consultancy Cognizant Accenture Infosys Deloitte Atos

I got an email to start onboarding using embark onboarding, but the link is not working, i am getting error on that page. HR is also not responding. Any suggestions, how to resolve this?

Any guidance to prep from scratch for a Application Support role in FAANG?

YOE - 6 and SQL, UNIX, ITIL and Azure devops as tech stack.

Anyone looking for a good accountant for freelancers? (I have one.)

Anyone have recs for a Nephrologist/Kidney doc?

Is it possible to get a remote job in the US but be based in Canada? Not sure of the legalities but the salaries here are much lower than those in the US...

You guys should check out the project J4BBAFORMS. It’s machine generated art. Very interesting stuff!

Does anyone have any ideas on how I can help my executive manage their inbox? I assume trashing spam emails and flagging important ones, but any other ideas in terms of folder management, etc?

Anyone familiar with Ephesoft Transact that would let me pick their brain?

Hello Fishes!
I am a fresher. I have 4 months of experience in Business Intelligence. I've Worked on Qlik Sense/View for the development of all the analysis.
Any new job openings for entry level candidates Please reply.
Location: Mumbai

Anyone in the strategy consulting group? How’s it going for you?

You made it! It's Friday and the week is over. Anyone have fun plans for the weekend/halloween?

Can I use my personal IPhone with the Mac from Walmart? What are the restrictions that i may face?

Men, please trim or shave your chest hair . Gross when it’s peeking out . </PSA>

I have a rental property and my tenant is asking me to change the fridge light burb. I live out of state and don’t have property manager locally. Is it bad if I ask them to change the fridge light burb themselves?

I’m pretty responsive for things they need help with like laundry machine got broken or pantry doors fell off. So I had sent people to fix those maintenance and repair issues.

But light burbs? Srlsy? They are grown up people (fresh out of college girls)

From a UX Director... “Design is everything. You’re nothing without design.” Excuse me?

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”

Is it just me or have you also noticed that during the endless back to back zoom/teams meetings, people drift away and not take down action points?

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

How you came into the company will define your path. That’s why you’ll never be successful switching departments.

Boss2 (American): “Why can’t I just do THIS?”
Boss1 (American): “Because it just complicates things! Why do you have to go and throw a spanner in the wheel?!”
Boss3 (British): “Spanner in the wheel?? You’re mixing up your metaphors. It’s spanner in the works.”
Boss2: “What’s a spanner?”
Boss3: “In ENGland where we speak ENGlish, it’s the item you mistakenly refer to as a wrench.”
Boss2: “So – a wrench in the works?”
Boss3: “Yes, it’s a tool that screws everything up …like you.”

I was in the office (pre-c19) on the Friday after thanksgiving so I could get some stuff done while it was empty. A peer Director was also there and asked me for help with something. I helped him a for while, then he said, “this is really helpful, I have to go to an all team meeting for 30 minutes, but could we finish after that?” Me: “an all team meeting today?” Him: “yeah, I always schedule an all team meeting on days like this so people can’t pretend to wfh when they are really on pto.” smh 🤦‍♂️

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

“Isn’t meth, like, so early 2000’s? Does anyone do that anymore?”

acd: “would you do meth everyday for a year for ten million dollars? you'd be able to choose where you rehab for free and —”

ad: “i’d do it for one million”

“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

“i just fell asleep in the elevator”

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️

"she doesn't have good boobs" †
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