Does putting salt in your shoes still help you get taller ?

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Taller than everyone in idiocy

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That's one Ive never heard.

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Salt in His Shoes: Michael Jordan in Pursuit of a Dream: Jordan, Deloris, Jordan, Roslyn M., Nelson, Kadir:

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Yes

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Duh of course it does

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It dries your feet and treats athlete foot

A cure and a curse… but no getting taller 😕

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Get real

They said salt alone is not enough, you need add paprika. But be careful with dosage, you don’t want to be too tall.

The real deal - Sleep with a pillow in between your legs at night. This will help with posture which will in turn make you 1-2 inches taller - your true height.

Also, pole dancing 😋
Will make you look leaner and taller.

There you go guys and gals!

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