[Finishing a Zoom meeting]

Account person who’s taking vacation early: See you next year.

Me:

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Come on... that one is benign and timeless. Does all humor need to be uppity and sophisticated?

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The meme is more timeless, also my favorite and is better than the see you next year trope.

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Hahahahaha this is the first Christmas break I’m not working in 10 years. I def dropped this line to my coworkers who had the same reaction. 💀

Or when any meeting ends early: “I’ll give everyone back 15 minutes of your day :D ”

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