First year associates posting pictures of their timesheets on their IG story showing they billed 300-500 hours in March at their lockstep big law firms right after bragging on their stories about the $12k pretax covid bonus that they’re getting this year. Is this... impressive? asking for pity? pathetic? other? Has this always been a thing or do I just see it now bc I’m also a first year associate...

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>billed 500 hours
Ah so they’re lying

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Yea the timesheet was ridiculous. I would get out of there ASAP.

YOU’RE KIDDING are they really doing this? Also a first year and I cannot even fathom.

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same like i’m pretty sure posting a pic of my time sheet ANYWHERE would get me heavily reprimanded if not fired. wtf are pekple doing??

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500? I don’t think that’s even possibly. That would be working every single day 17 hours And sleeping, eating, commuting, etc in until other 7. They’re either lying or massively inflating their billables.

I think 300 is pretty much the max I could physically accomplish.

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I'm a 7th year and didn't know this was a thing. Or maybe because there wasn't IG stories yet when I was a first year lol still can't imagine doing that now though

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I have always used 200 as my hours benchmark for a good month of billing. Anyone trying to flex on IG about billing 300+ in a month either has no personal life or is just lying. Also, be skeptical of the “I’m on trial” reasoning (if a first year offers it).

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This is SO dumb. I cannot imagine why someone would do that. I’m a 4th year & I can’t remember anyone doing this when I first started.

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They are doing it as a weird flex — I make SOOOO much money and I work SOOOO hard.

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Is the pretax covid bonus really just a payment to make up for the pay cut they took? Ignore it. They sound like tools.

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No, basically everyone in big law is getting the same bonus but it’s like $7k after taxes (for first years) in two installments and it’s just a mind trick to keep you at the firm. I will not be tricked! But I’m also not going anywhere any time soon lol cause I was already tricked... thx student loans.

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I’m a first year. I thankfully haven’t seen anything like this from my peers, and it has never even crossed my mind to post something like this. 🙄 It definitely seems like a cry for attention.

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