God gives his toughest briefs to his best creatives 😌

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God abandoned this industry and everyone in it long ago.

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I’m prettttttttyy sure this is hell

God eats the new 3D CRUNCH spicy ranch Doritos.

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If there is a God, advertising is definitely not God’s priority. By a long shot. And God doesn’t care about our trophies or which agency we worked at.

Some would say, our industry is more for the one a little further South.

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Actually god really respects a Cannes Grand Prix…

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Hey, if I needed holier than thou humble bragging, I’d rejoin the church.

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To be fair, it was more of a divine observation than a brag.

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We talkin’ Hanes or Fruit of the Loom?

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So god is a project manager?

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The sad part is I’ll never make a social post as good as this for any of the clients I’m on right now lol

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