Gonna pull an Allbirds and pitch the partners that we pivot from legal services (dull, old school, poor) to AI as a Service (infinite money, the future, America) with an anticipated valuation of $700 billion dollars

No idea stealing, we call dibs

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Accurate as to current vibes

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I think it reflects the pinnacle of hype investing

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Only $700B?

Wuss

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$700B is only the series 1 goal, we anticipate going much higher as we repay those initial investors, followed by subsequent waves of investors with what we expect to be continuous exponential growth.

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Only a loser firm would care about present revenue

This is so sadly realistic in 2026

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