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That's an oof from me dawg

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Sounds like women are the easy ones to please… so why can’t men handle it? 🤨

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there’s no way this is a genuine post. not with the phrasing of that last sentence at least. right?

this is completely unhinged even for boomer style “i hate my wife” humor.

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Still live

Such a boomer

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His definition of wife sounds like "pay-for-escort"

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Next time I’m fighting with my wife I’m going to throw a wad of $1 bills at her. That oughta shut her up

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RIP SA1🪦

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True fact: if you scramble the letters of his name - Eglent Bici - it spells out "I'm an imbecile"

Convince me otherwise!

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Dude is so deep in the closet, he's in Narnia.

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This dude is obviously NOT married (nor will he be for any extended period).

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Thank god women love themselves at least THAT much to not marry him

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If it had said “pay for her x, pay for her y, pay for her z” would that have been better? Men across the globe and for much of humanity have been expected to provide security for women (and their families). It may not be handing her cash but you’re still emptying your pockets one way or another 🤷‍♀️

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Not able decide if LI has become Reddit or quora

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Post is real & so is the person - 5 days old post

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Yikes

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Ew

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Gross. I wonder how he’d feel about the fact I make twice as much as my husband 😂

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His head would explode

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I mean the 1. For husbands is for sure a good one. No man ever had more seggs from their wife and felt bad about it.

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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