Hello, my children. It is me, Bowl Leader. I made this bowl on whim based on a comment on a post I made in another bowl. Here we are less than a year later and I’m genuinely shocked by its growth. Thanks for being here! I wish this was something I could have included on my year end performance review, it definitely would have gotten me a bonus. Hope this isn’t too cringeworthy 🙃 😬🤫

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One of my favorite bowls and why I was prefer this platform over LinkedIn. Always hilarious

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It’s only cringeworthy if you thank your former employer profusely for firing you and yap on and on about how much you loved working there. Before begging your audience to help you find your next job, that is…

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When are we going to IPO?

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Prob a decade after Glassdoor spins off the bowl.

I'm more surprised GD let it stand, but I'm glad

can anyone create a bowl 🥣?

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