There is so much drama within senior leadership on my project that it would make the offspring of a threesome with The Bachelorette, Grays Anatomy, and a soap opera look like a sitcom.
8 o'clock meeting in the client site, caught an early flight and planned to get some sleep on the flight. The fucking baby next to me started crying his lungs out. FML.
Hate it when internal PMO asks me to update my workplan-which should be 1-2hrs but is actually a 5-8hrs job. Let me do my fucking job! Client wants me to get shit done not trackers and it's not urgent
Cannot wait to leave pwc. I've gotten shitty ratings twice now from my RP but the partner on my project approached me during work to tell me that he didn't agree with/understand my rating. Fuck this.
I love when the client argues during a status meeting they reviewed more work then reflected but they use descriptive phases like "a whole bunch" or "like at least 10 or 15"....no bitch you didn't.
Since my team moved from an area of the client' building with poor cell service to an area with great cell service, my bathroom break frequency and duration have increase significantly #fishbowl
Anyone else cringe at how often every new client product or creative idea is "really fucking cool"...
Had THE best hook up last night. 💯 Any other 🐠 use project travel for "extracurricular activities"?
Day 1 of project - lead tells me we should do a team outing involving weed (since we're in a legal area). Dafuq?
Project Managers are the worst fucking people.
What has your experience been like dating someone in the client city? Met someone not on the project and not client. We are hitting it off and cud be bf type, wanna hear how it went for some.
So tired of shifting goalposts and fire drills that just piss off the client. Call the fucking MW and end this nonsense
Just checked the bathrooms on 4 different floors at my client site and every fucking stall is taken. Wtf!
How do I convince my client that forums are a good place to advertise? We are launching a new product that I know would take off on Reddit if set up right.
Who got it worse than me? Onboarded a project as lead the day before ramp. Project doesn’t have a proper sow, proposal deck, clear cut deliverables, scope, or a timeline other than due date cont.
My client cried, when I told them I am leaving the firm, is that normal? And no we're not fucking.
Been stuck on the same dead end project for a year and have lost all motivation and fucks to give. Tips?
Opened drawer at my client site desk and found 5 old ID badges in the back. Googled the names - all from other consultancies. Graveyard? Should I get the fuck out of this place?
Bought my first pair of Louboutins today!!
Is S&C hiring or in growth mode right now?
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Hi Fishes, what are the benefits provided by TCS for new experienced joiners. (Experienced > 10 yrs). Also, highlight regarding Work From Home benefits, shift allowance and other benefits apart from CTC.Tata Consultancy Thanks
what is the onboarding process at JP Morgan? My date of joining is on Monday and i have not received any instructions as to what to do on the 1st day
Has anyone purchased a diamond engagement ring from the clear cut? How was your experience?
How much did you bill in April?
Have you ever worked on a food/restaurant client and either been so repulsed you’ll never have it again, or, find it oddly appealing and buy more of it?
Senator Susan Collins of Maine plans to vote to confirm Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson to the Supreme Court, do you think similar (centrist or rep.) senators will follow the norm or follow Collins?
Best MBA for husband hunting?
How much will be my in-hand salary per month in hcl for 13 lpa. Please, do not send yur reply here if you do not have past experience of HCL.HCL Technologies
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Hcl is offering me 19lpa. Yoe - 5 years. Please help me with insights of yearly hike, hike cycle, bonus payout etc. Also is this salary good as far as industry is concerned?
Anyone know of any great Latino American Creatives that are GCDs or higher? Not someone who moved to the states from another country like Brazil but someone who is American born but of Latin descent?
Desperate parent of an almost 4 year old here. Our toddler isn't quite done with potty training. He knows to run to the potty to pee, but poops are almost always an accident. We are working with a pediatric GI to resolve chronic constipation issues + rewards for timely pooping. My son's daycare is just being a pain and constantly sending emails reminding us how tough it is on the teachers / staff, despite us telling them how much we're trying. Any parents who can relate or offer guidance?
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